Home Business Aficionado Gifts

"That's where I do 'my business'."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"I didn't spark joy."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."