Small Biz Enthusiast Gifts

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

Small business administration - 'You're a little too small.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Floss Street Vendor

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

The Real American Dream

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

And the third quarter projection