Small Business Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"A third of our budget goes to inventory, a third goes to expenses, and the rest is for research and development."

"Well you certainly targeted a well defined niche, but how comprehensive was your market analysis?"

Manufacturer using the 'Littleville web site.'

'You're a little too small.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

The Rubber Ball Company

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"I'll have the usual."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."