Home-based Business Enthusiast Gifts

'How can I earn big money at home in my spare time?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Telework Pants

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

Wide screen TV

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

Home Office Gossip

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Get back to work, Phillips! You're supposed to take your coffee breaks at the office, not at home!'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

"Okay son, you're a corporate officer now... So go out there and fire someone!"