Home Business Hero Gifts

Home Business - Accounting Software.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Covid and Restarting School

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Working from home

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Quick, press control Z!'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'