Home Business Hero Gifts

Home Business - Accounting Software.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Covid and Restarting School

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Dummies Books.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Working from home

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"You've all been like a company to me."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'