Home Office Adventurers Gifts

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

You are here.

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Free Range Employees.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Responsibility and duties

401K

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

The Corporate Rat.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'