Online Hustler Pillows

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Pull an all-nighter?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

The Real American Dream

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'The only reason I'm having Cindy do my homework, Dad, is that you always say a good manager knows how to delegate work.'

"Rather than plagiarism. . . I'd like to think of myself as a co-author!"

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'I forgot my keys!'