Online Hustlers Pillows

How're you making money if not charging older ladies for dates? Reviewing products on online shopping sites. I give them one or two stars, maybe three. Unless the product manufacturer pays me, in which case I give the products five stars and a rave. You're kidding me. Nope. I want in. Get yourself your own scam.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Ebaying at the moon.

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

Creativity 2.0

I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'I might see if they're any cheaper online.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

"Just because I'm forced to work from home, doesn't mean I deserve any less respect than when I worked in an actual office!"

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'I also do taxes.'

'What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?' 'I decided to sell it on Ebay...'

Clancy: Starting Out with Nothing

Writing A Book Report.