Content Hustler Pillows

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Engineer on the move.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

The Real American Dream

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'Get me personnel!'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

"If you feel enlightened, then don't forget to like and subscribe."

'Damp. What damp?'

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

"OK, I admit it. Content marketing for a company that makes staples is a lot harder than I thought."

"What am I doing? Oh, web design, mostly... A little freelance illustration when I can find it."