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Creativity 2.0

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Creativity 2.0

Engineer on the move.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

The Real American Dream

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'Get me personnel!'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

The housing market begins to deflate.

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'Damp. What damp?'

"If you feel enlightened, then don't forget to like and subscribe."

Yep, lookee there. You made yet another vine.

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall...who is the jammiest of them all?'

'Same old, same old.'

"OK, I admit it. Content marketing for a company that makes staples is a lot harder than I thought."

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'