Hardware Hustler Gifts

After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Gadget geek.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Engineer on the move.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'It's an old work injury.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Ironmongers

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

Power and the Glory tools

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

Witness Protection Program

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"