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After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Gadget geek.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Engineer on the move.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'It's an old work injury.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

Ironmongers

Power and the Glory tools

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

Witness Protection Program

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."