Hilarious Haggler Gifts

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"How much if I pedal?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

"More proof there's an afterlife."

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

Motorway Services - Fool English Breakfast �99

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.'

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."

No Reasonable Offer Refused

'You now have over 1,750,000 travel points. Enough to get you from here to your car in the parking lot.'

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

Visual Gag Budget Tooth Whitening A Con man offering cheap tooth whitening using white house paint

"Going out for a smoke... you?"