Contract Haggler Gifts

Need a gift for someone who’s a master at negotiating contracts and loves a dash of creativity? Our collection of products features clever, funny, and inspiring designs that highlight their negotiation prowess. Whether it’s a mug to fuel their morning, a t-shirt showcasing their negotiating genius, a cozy pillow for their workspace, or a vibrant print to decorate their office, these items are perfect for the contract haggler with a creative twist.

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"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract." mockup

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

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"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days." mockup

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

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'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.' mockup

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

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Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman. mockup

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

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'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.' mockup

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?" mockup

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

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Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg. mockup

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

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Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.' mockup

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

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"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube." mockup

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

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'So, what are the terms of use?'

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Sports Lawyers

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'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.' mockup

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

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"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!" mockup

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

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"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits" mockup

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

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Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

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"How much if I pedal?"

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"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life." mockup

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

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"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!" mockup

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

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"OK, let's go to contract."

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"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!" mockup

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

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Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him. mockup

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

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"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest." mockup

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

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"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print." mockup

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

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'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.' mockup

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

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'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.' mockup

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

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'Hi. I'm Tiffany and I'll be your waitress tonight -- this agreement may be terminated by either party at any time.'

'Hi. I'm Tiffany and I'll be your waitress tonight -- this agreement may be terminated by either party at any time.' mockup

'Hi. I'm Tiffany and I'll be your waitress tonight -- this agreement may be terminated by either party at any time.'

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'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.' mockup

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

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'Hey, I don't agree with the new clauses in this new symbiosis contract...'

'Hey, I don't agree with the new clauses in this new symbiosis contract...' mockup

'Hey, I don't agree with the new clauses in this new symbiosis contract...'

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"It's unconditional love Thursday through Sunday ONLY. It's in the prenup!"

"It's unconditional love Thursday through Sunday ONLY. It's in the prenup!" mockup

"It's unconditional love Thursday through Sunday ONLY. It's in the prenup!"

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'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

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Contract Haggler Gifts Collection

Contract Haggler Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the contract haggler. Keep their coffee hot and their humor high with designs that speak to their negotiation mastery.

Contract Haggler Pillows

Shop our playful pillows featuring negotiation-themed designs. Snuggle up or decorate with humor and style.

Contract Haggler Prints

Browse inspiring prints that honor the craft of negotiation. Perfect for the creative contract haggler’s workspace or home.

Contract Haggler T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts with clever slogans that capture the contract haggler’s negotiating skills. Wear your wit and creativity proudly.