Fare Haggler Gifts

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"How much if I pedal?"

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

Garage sale.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Where'd you get that?"

"I'm off to the sales!"

Shopping Trips

Act now! Time is running out! Sale. 'Can I help you?'

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

Taxi fares.

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."

'I've finally found something in your price range -- How's your Albanian?'

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Freebies.

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'

Ed realizes that 'Happy Hour' actually lasts two hours.