Fare Negotiator Gifts

Cabby and Passenger

Taxi fares.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Tariff Wars

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

EU Deal

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Overdraft limit.

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

TTIP

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

Brexit Calendar

USA-China, trade war.

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

"Whither NATO?"