Fare Negotiator T-Shirts

Show off their negotiation expertise with witty t-shirts that celebrate their talent for haggling and charm. Great for casual wear and making a humorous statement.

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Cabby and Passenger

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Taxi fares.

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied mockup

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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Flags

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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Tariff Wars

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"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!" mockup

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

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"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here." mockup

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

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'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?' mockup

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

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"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..." mockup

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

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"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance." mockup

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

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Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

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Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris mockup

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

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EU Deal

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Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage. mockup

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

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'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

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Overdraft limit.

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'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.' mockup

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

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'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!' mockup

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

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'What would you say to a salary increase?'

'What would you say to a salary increase?' mockup

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

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'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

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'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.' mockup

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

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"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..." mockup

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

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TTIP

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Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg. mockup

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

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"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please." mockup

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

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I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices. mockup

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

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'We don't keep cash on the premises.' mockup

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

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USA-China, trade war.

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Brexit Calendar

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"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?' mockup

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

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'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?' mockup

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

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"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time." mockup

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

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'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.' mockup

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

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"Whither NATO?"

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Fare Negotiator T-Shirts Collection

Fare Negotiator Mugs

Explore our range of mugs decorated with witty slogans perfect for any fare negotiator's collection. Find the one that makes their coffee break special.

Fare Negotiator Pillows

Find the perfect pillow that adds humor and personality to their space, celebrating their talent for bargaining with a fun design.

Fare Negotiator Prints

Decorate their home or office with artistic prints that humorously highlight their negotiation prowess and creative spirit.