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Do you cover broken noses...

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"I got it from eBay."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'My motto is 'What happens at this company, stays at this company'. That's why I take your performance and keep your wage.'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

Big Deal/Done Deal.

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

Taxi fares.

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

'This search fee seems very high.'

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."

'I flatly refuse to give him fringe benefits before dinner!'

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."