Title Renegotiators T-Shirts

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Overdraft limit.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

Sports Lawyers

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

Big Deal/Done Deal.

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'This search fee seems very high.'

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'