Title Renegotiators Gifts

Surprise your favorite title renegotiator with a gift that celebrates their knack for rephrasing, rethinking, and elevating titles. Ideal for those who enjoy creative wordplay, strategic discussions, and making the title work for them in fun and stylish ways. Our collection offers playful and thoughtful items that capture their passion for perfecting titles, whether for work, hobbies, or humor.

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"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.' mockup

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

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'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.' mockup

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

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'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!' mockup

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

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"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me." mockup

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

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'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.' mockup

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

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Overdraft limit.

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'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

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'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.' mockup

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

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Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.' mockup

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

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"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube." mockup

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

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"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?' mockup

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

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'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.' mockup

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

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Sports Lawyers

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'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.' mockup

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

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His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone. mockup

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

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'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?' mockup

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

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Big Deal/Done Deal.

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"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?" mockup

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

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"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business." mockup

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

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'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?' mockup

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

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'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.' mockup

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

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'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.' mockup

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

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"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind." mockup

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

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"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money." mockup

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."

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"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now." mockup

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

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'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.' mockup

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

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'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.' mockup

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

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'This search fee seems very high.' mockup

'This search fee seems very high.'

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"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!" mockup

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

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'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!' mockup

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

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Title Renegotiators Gifts Collection

Title Renegotiators Mugs

Discover a variety of mugs that celebrate title renegotiators—perfect for their morning coffee and their love for clever wordplay.

Title Renegotiators Pillows

Add personality to their space with pillows featuring playful designs about the art of rephrasing and renaming titles.

Title Renegotiators Prints

Decorate their surroundings with prints that honor the craft of title renegotiation and creative expression.

Title Renegotiators T-Shirts

Find fun and stylish t-shirts that showcase their passion for rethinking and renegotiating titles with wit and flair.