Romance Renegotiators T-Shirts

Celebrate playful love with t-shirts that speak to the art of romantic negotiation. Ideal for couples who enjoy humor and heartfelt connection through casual, fun fashion.

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"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details." mockup

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

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"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?" mockup

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

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"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause." mockup

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

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'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!' mockup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

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It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

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'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!' mockup

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

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"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me." mockup

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours." mockup

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

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'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.' mockup

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

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'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.' mockup

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

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'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?' mockup

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

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'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?' mockup

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

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"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested." mockup

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

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'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.' mockup

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

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'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.' mockup

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

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Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart! mockup

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

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"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?" mockup

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

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"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

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'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.' mockup

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

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Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House mockup

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

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"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!" mockup

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

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"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"

"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?" mockup

"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"

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"I'll have to get back to you—I'm going into a tunnel."

"I'll have to get back to you—I'm going into a tunnel." mockup

"I'll have to get back to you—I'm going into a tunnel."

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"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why." mockup

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

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'I never kiss on the first date.' mockup

'I never kiss on the first date.'

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"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff." mockup

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

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"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!" mockup

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"

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"O.K., let's compromise: First we'll talk about baseball and then we'll talk about our relationship!"

"O.K., let's compromise: First we'll talk about baseball and then we'll talk about our relationship!" mockup

"O.K., let's compromise: First we'll talk about baseball and then we'll talk about our relationship!"

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"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."

"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement." mockup

"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."

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'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia...'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia...' mockup

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia...'

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"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

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"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me." mockup

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

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Do you cover broken noses...

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"If this doesn't work, I'm divorcing him!"

"If this doesn't work, I'm divorcing him!" mockup

"If this doesn't work, I'm divorcing him!"

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Romance Renegotiators T-Shirts Collection

Romance Renegotiators Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for romance renegotiators, bringing humor and warmth to their daily routines. Perfect for couples who love to laugh together over coffee.

Romance Renegotiators Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that bring a humorous and loving touch to any living space — perfect for the couples who love a little playful banter.

Romance Renegotiators Prints

Decorate your home with prints that highlight the witty side of love and negotiations — ideal for couples who appreciate humor in their relationship decor.