Romance Rethinker T-Shirts

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

You're the olive in my martini

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

Jenga!!!

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"I'm giving love one more try."

'Look, it's nothing to be ashamed of. We chose to get married before living together.'

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"