Romance Rethinker Gifts

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

You're the olive in my martini

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

Jenga!!!

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Have you seen my wife?"

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"I'm giving love one more try."

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

I think we're alone now!

Hi, Rudy. What the -- ?! Don't rush me, Uncle Mort. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web. $12.50. What'd I say? You asked how last night's date went. You wanted to know If we hit it off … If we had a goodnight kiss … if there'll be a second date … If we went for long walks on the beach ... If we're getting serious ... if I've met her parents ... if I've thought of how to propose ... if she's said yes ... if we've moved in together ... if we've discussed giving you grand-nieces and nephews ... All I