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"As long as we've decided to renew our vows. I've come up with a 'Renew-nup'."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

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'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

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"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

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"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"

'I never kiss on the first date.'

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"

"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia...'

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

"O.K., let's compromise: First we'll talk about baseball and then we'll talk about our relationship!"

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

"I'll have to get back to you—I'm going into a tunnel."

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