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'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

You're the olive in my martini

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Jenga!!!

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

I think we're alone now!

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

1619: Valentine's Day

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."

"If you want her back, say it with flowers. Flowers say, 'I love you,' without slurring the words and getting all obnoxious."

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

'Care to do something crazy, like kiss and make up?'

Valentines

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

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