Romantic Rescuer T-Shirts

He's a rescue.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Barman In Love.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'Just in case there is an accident.'