Romantic Runaways T-Shirts

"I think we should see other people."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Fourplay.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Not now, Lord!'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"You should have told me you needed advice."

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"

'I hate these romance cruises.'