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'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You're solemates!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."