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"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Romantic Violinist.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Beach flirting

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'Did you say psst?.'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Shuck me.'

"I think we should see other people."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Love in Boom