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"Let's not ruin this moment by enjoying it."

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

Bathing.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'What's the night life-like?

Couples Massage

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"it's just different words for the same thing."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Well what sort of castle did you think I meant?"

Love on a surfboard

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Snow Person Romance

'Thank you for saving me. Do you have the energy to swim back to the ship for my vibrators?'

'I've paid lots to take you to exotic locations and you only see them through a camera lens. You could have stayed home and watched a TV programme.'

Beach flirting

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Whale Romance

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Customized Personal Retreats.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.