Romantic Runaways Gifts

"I think we should see other people."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

Fourplay.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

"You should have told me you needed advice."

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.