Runaway Romantics Gifts

'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'

'Guarding the house was alright, but I left him when he wanted me to become an attack dog...'

Life is for the birds.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Cupid

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Puppy Love

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I think we should see other people."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."