Runaway Romantics Gifts

'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'

'Guarding the house was alright, but I left him when he wanted me to become an attack dog...'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Love is Blind.

Cupid

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Puppy Love

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I think we should see other people."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Tunnel of Love.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!