Sneaky Romantics Gifts

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

You're the botanicals in my gin

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Consenting Adults.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'It's the simple things.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

Furtive Milking

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"Before I give you my answer I just gotta be sure you ain't one of them nasty olee-garks I've been hearing about."

Tunnel of Dove.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Street trader tricking police.

"No. I can still see you."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."