Skeptical Romantics Gifts

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

Cupid

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'If I inspired this love peom, how come it's written on the back of a Hooters' napkin?'

Puppy Love

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tunnel of Love.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Cupid's Valentine

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

Online Dating for Dummies

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Old Love