Romantic Skeptic Gifts

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'

'On second thought, let's just be friends.'

'First, we'll try a placebo.'

"Not on my watch..."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"'I don't care if you are an eighty-year-old billionaire' I said. 'I love you for who you are'."

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'I haven't committed to a man yet. I'm waiting 'til they come out with the new improved version.'

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

'I don't show commitment because I have an app for that.'

"I need a card that's heavy on caring but light on commitment."

'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!'

"I'm not sure he's asking me out because he likes me or if he wants to find out the company secrets."

"Well, yes it fits. But since I've seen her without her make up and glad rags, I'm not sure I still fancy her."

"Do I believe in marriage? Can I get back to you on that?"

"Are you in a relationship?"

"I thought you couldn't put a price on twenty five years of marriage."

"Be your Valentine? - I'm not ready to make a COMMITMENT like that!"

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"Are you sure this is a proper relationship and not a visa thing?"

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"Really?! You are only interested in how well I dance? Wow you're shallow! Sorry, but it's not going to work out. . ."

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

"I don't think much of you, but the necklace is superb."

'No, they don't have an appointment. I thought, under the circumstances, you'd make an exception.'

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

'Just how much did you pay for this engagement ring?'

'I don't think I've had the pleasure.'

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

'I have a moral dilemma since I'm against universal health care but I prefer a gentleman paying for dinner.'

'Marriage is a wonderful institution, I'll grant you that, but who wants to live in an institution?'

"I'm sorry Sir, but according to our computer analysis, this is you ideal partner"

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

'Victoria thinks giving roses is a trite cliche, making it a thoughtless, empty gesture...so I'm sure she feels the same way about a Valentine's day proposal...I sure hope she's consistent.'