Romantic Skeptic T-Shirts

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'

'On second thought, let's just be friends.'

'First, we'll try a placebo.'

"Well, yes it fits. But since I've seen her without her make up and glad rags, I'm not sure I still fancy her."

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"'I don't care if you are an eighty-year-old billionaire' I said. 'I love you for who you are'."

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'I haven't committed to a man yet. I'm waiting 'til they come out with the new improved version.'

'I don't show commitment because I have an app for that.'

"I need a card that's heavy on caring but light on commitment."

"Not on my watch..."

'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!'

"I'm not sure he's asking me out because he likes me or if he wants to find out the company secrets."

"Be your Valentine? - I'm not ready to make a COMMITMENT like that!"

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

'Victoria thinks giving roses is a trite cliche, making it a thoughtless, empty gesture...so I'm sure she feels the same way about a Valentine's day proposal...I sure hope she's consistent.'

"I don't think much of you, but the necklace is superb."

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"I'm sorry Sir, but according to our computer analysis, this is you ideal partner"

'Marriage is a wonderful institution, I'll grant you that, but who wants to live in an institution?'

'I have a moral dilemma since I'm against universal health care but I prefer a gentleman paying for dinner.'

'No, they don't have an appointment. I thought, under the circumstances, you'd make an exception.'

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

'Just how much did you pay for this engagement ring?'

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

'I don't think I've had the pleasure.'

"Sir, our steaks are as tender as a woman's heart."

"You want a prenuptial agreement? But honey. . . Don't you tryst me?"

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Really?! You are only interested in how well I dance? Wow you're shallow! Sorry, but it's not going to work out. . ."

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."