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"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Call me?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Dog in love

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

'Shuck me.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Cupid misses his shot.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Movies through the decades.