Romantic Comedy Skeptic T-Shirts

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Call me?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Dog in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'If I inspired this love peom, how come it's written on the back of a Hooters' napkin?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Shuck me.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Cupid misses his shot.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'