Skeptical Realist Gifts

We have control of you brain.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Where the hell were you fourteen years ago?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

I believe their products are rubbish.

"Thank you for not praying."

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'