Skeptical Thinker Gifts

"Sure, it looks good. Too good. Trust me, there's always a catch."

Meeting tonight/Help for Skeptics...or is there?

"Well, was the claim evidence-based?"

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

Gullibility Test $1.00

"Pop singers are all nasty! Business leaders are all greedy! And politicians are big liars! There are no role models left!"

"If you do nothing, your bones will take 42 days to heal. But, if you pray, it will take just 6 weeks!"

Talk of charities 'providing their impact' is dangerous and misleading.

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

"I hope that's fake news."

"I'm not sure what you have, but I'd still like to treat it aggressively."

'Ultimately, no good can come of this.'

"You celebrated Earth Day by buying a carbon offset?"

"I have the same relationship with Sherlock Holmes. He protects me, guides my destiny, and I... Oh, wait... You were talking about God. Sorry, I always get them mixed up because they're both imaginary."

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

'Well, Santa Claus and politicians are both make-believe, but not in exactly the same way.'

'Stay away from that guy - there's no profit in prophets.'

"My favorite part was when your god sacrificed himself to himself to save humanity from himself."

"I imagine the men who wrote the Bible giggled every time they wrote 'I am the lord'."

'Well, Santa Claus and politicians are both make-believe, but not in exactly the same way.'

"Does God know we don't believe in him?"

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

"My cat is like your god. Except people don't kill in her name. You don't need to wait until you die to meet her. And she's real."

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

"I'm sure your god still loves you. He's just being 'mysterious'."

"Rain is water falling from the sky? From the sky?! Yeah right, good one Dad: like I'm going to fall for this one..."

"Why would Trump need to pardon his friends and family if they're innocent of any wrongdoing...?"

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

"Cutting civil rights because of corona worked great, now we want to do the same because of the climate! Can you back that up with some numbers, professor?"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let me be clear. . ."