Skeptics And Thinkers Gifts

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'A Federally-funded study released today proves conclusively that taxes are good for the economy....'

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Descartes's Demon

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'