Skeptical Philosopher Gifts

Grim reaper is selling 2012 calendars. A man passing by says-'Talk about adding insult to injury . . . '

A shadow government uses religion and politics to control we the people as pawns.

"Aww Jesus! You're such a loser! You can't even keep the simplest jobs!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

We have control of you brain.

'A Federally-funded study released today proves conclusively that taxes are good for the economy....'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'