Skeptical Scientist Gifts

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"You should start taking probiotics now, before we discover that they don't make any difference."

"The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'."

Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home.

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"God works in mysterious ways."

Alternative Medicine

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."