Science Skeptic Gifts

"Just one more..."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'And so, in closing, I believe we ought to launch a more vigorous membership drive.'

"I totally meant to do that."

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'I don't know - there's been a lot of science fraud taking place recently.'

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.'

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

"We cancelled the cold fusion project for a map that re-folds itself."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Stop Animal Testing

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

'I must tell you that the drug that cured you has been proven completely ineffective.'

"This evolution show is a crock! There's no way we evolved."

Here Lies Jeff: He Did His Own Research

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

"Don't drink the Kool-Aid! 'Science' is a scam dreamed up by the interlectual elite to keep us down!"

"Sure I'm sure; it's science. Heat and light kills covid."

Science deniers Soc.

Oklahoma Legislature Redefining Science

"In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback."

"I still say it's only a theory."

Anti-Vaxx Town

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Do you believe in evolution?"

Modern Inquisition.

'Not only is science wrong on evolution! They haven't proved to us that the Earth orbits the Sun!!'

"I too have heard that G.M. crops are low risk."