Sci-fi Skeptic Gifts

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Alternative Medicine

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Tokyo City Limits

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Doing Something About the Weather