Space Skeptic Gifts

First Cynic in Space

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Alternative Medicine

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I don't like space."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"I totally meant to do that."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."