Small Space Skeptic Gifts

Claustrophobics' Club

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Dr. Roo.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"I don't like space."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Weight Gain Denial

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Please seat to be weighted.

The First Alien Contact

Woman and scales.

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'Your weight second opinion.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

We are not alone!