Small Space Skeptic Pillows

Claustrophobics' Club

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I don't like space."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Weight Gain Denial

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Woman and scales.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Please seat to be weighted.

The First Alien Contact

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'Your weight second opinion.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"

We are not alone!

'LIAR!'

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."