Small Space Survivor Pillows

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"The trees are laughing at us."

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Emergency Pants

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Are we there yet?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

SOE (South Of Earth)