Small Space Survivor Mugs

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"The trees are laughing at us."

Elevator Music

Mars Poppins

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas TV...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I feel all tingly."

Emergency Pants

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Are we there yet?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'