Open Space Skeptic Pillows

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Dr. Roo.

"I don't like space."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

"Blimey, I thought I had a bad commute"

First Cynic in Space

'This can't be good.'

No caption. (Painter looks at mountain scenery but paints a cityscape.)

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

America First on Mars

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

'We may knock out a few walls.'

'Are you sure your new day laborer is a legal alien?'

"It says here that the sun will 'explode in 10 billion years. . .'."

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax

'How about that ? they must have developed a resistance to oxygen!'

Wary of the cloud

Claustrophobics' Club

"I called tech support, but he said Mercury was in retrograde, so there was nothing he could do."